REDRUM

I may or may not have ended a little cat's life yesterday.

And I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

So if I did kill you little cat, know that I didn't mean to.

And if you were already dead, maybe I just helped end your misery.

Either way, I'm sorry.

Even though I don't like cats, I don't really want to be known

as a cat murderer.

Rest in peace in cat heaven.