Lizzing at the moment

I basically lizzed (laughed and whizzed) so hard at this, I cried I little bit.
Now I understand why making mom-friends is so dang hard.

The good thing though is that I will now be more aware not to compare my child to yours.
Mostly because Jackson acts like he's had 10 cups of coffee from the moment he wakes up until he gets a bath. And yours probably likes to cuddle nicely with you while you read him a book. LIKE OTHER ONE YEAR OLDS.

It's no big deal. I love rescuing my son from death's grasp... on an hourly basis.

This happens to EVERYONE... right?

A man entered the office and asked about the work situation.
I proceeded to tell him about it. We talked about contractors.
POETRY FILLED THE ROOM.
This man started blurting out
POETRY in the middle of our work conversation.
I was very confused. I tried to register what was happening.
Uncontrollable laughter overtook me.
Trying very hard for this man not to see,
I turned around with my back to him and tried to control myself.
Suddenly, an urge overcame me.
Bodily functions became very hard to control.
I peed myself a little.

Thank you, poetry man.
I will now go home and change my underwear.