I'm a genious.

I made a discovery.

I can now wear jeans I haven't been able to wear for years.

Jeans that stopped fitting me but can't seem to get rid of...

Now since I'm pregnant I can just wear them with rubber bands!

Just wear flowy shirts to distract others from it.

and...BAM!

You got yourself a new wardrobe.

Plus, they most likely won't judge you if you're pregnant

because they'll think they actually do fit and sympathy

will be the only emotion they'll have towards you.

Being pregnant is pretty great.

Jealous? What?

There is something about short Jeans that angers me.

I may just be jealous I don't have the legs to pull off flats.

But that's beside the point.