Brady Bunch

I could tell you I instantly pulled him away from the tv, but I'd be lying.

I was surfing through channels and couldnt find anything on, so I left it on The Brady Bunch

while I got some stuff from the kitchen.

Two seconds later, this little boy had placed his car right infront of the tv, got up on it, and was completely consumed by this show.

I let him watch a good 5 minutes before I got all crazy and started thinking of the effects a tv this huge can have so close to a tiny human.

But it sure was cute.

The Bach

I know most people have cable these days.

But we don't.

We have too many shows to watch on regular tv already.

I'm not ashamed of watching Bachelor every monday night and totally enjoying it.

I love the drama and the fashion (mostly no-no's) and everything in between.

This season there is a CRAZY woman from Salt Lake City and I just love watching her be a total psycho. But by the end of each episode, I can barely contain myself because I mostly just want to punch her in the face.

And as IF Bachelor wasn't enough for her, I just saw her on a preview for a MOVIE.

Puke.

It's called "Midway to Heaven."

And I'll probably watch it (on redbox of course) so I can judge her the whole time.

If you haven't had the opportunity to watch this season, I recommend you do so.

It's an experience to be had.

The Bachelor

I'm a huge sucker for this show.

This season started this Monday

and brought really horrible boob jobs,

an abundance of trashy dresses,

and a couple of nut cases with it.

So...just so you know...

I'll be busy Monday nights until this show is over.

Busy in my Snuggie, cuddling with James,

while we stuff ourselves with bad food,

and criticize women with attitudes and too much make up.

And you know what?

I couldn't ask for anything better.

Dear Reid,

If you're ever in Salt Lake City

and looking for a good sexy time,

You might not want to call me.

But if you have a free minute,

and don't mind hanging out with a creeper,

all I'll ask of you is to look at me and smile.

I'll proceed to pee my pants,

or drool.

You will run away

and we can move on with our lives.

Love,

Jess

The Bachelorette

I really hope that Reid is in the top two tonight.
He makes me giggle.

The Bachelorette

Sadly, I have not been able to put this show behind me. I do have to say that Jill is not what she was last season and it's not as good as last season but that still doesnt make it bad enough to not watch.

So here is who I like:

1) Kyptyn- He is my number one right now. Mostly because he's a little bit delicious and he is super real. Last night... in the kitchen... while Jill was cooking...lets just say, this guy knows what he's doing.

2) Reid- I looooove Reid. He looks a little funny in the picture but he is super sweet and I love him even more with his glasses.

3) Jake- Go ahead and laugh at me, he used to be number one on my list but has slowly been replaced by others. He's cheesy, ok. He acts a little too perfect, ok. He kind of has this creepy smile all the time, ok. I still kind of like him.

4) Ed- Well, he's mostly just a super nice guy and I'd like to see him get the bottom 5.

5) Michael- I dont really know why he's in my top 5, all I know is that this guy is really funny. And loud. And a bit immature. And that might make watching this show a little bit better.

Then there is Wes. There is something about this guy I don't like. He may or may not have a gf back home but thats not it. He sure is a smooth talker though. And Jill loves him so we'll see, I might have to endure watching him sweet talk his way into the finale.

Oh, you are just like all the other ones?? WEIRD.

Want to hear what I think?

Jillian- I bet you are GLAD GLAD GLAD

you were let go before all of this.

Melissa- Way to go girl and standing up for yourself.

I'm glad you let him have it.

Molly- I threw up a little bit in my mouth when

I saw your hair at the After The Final Rose.

AAND a little more when you put your hand on his leg

and let him take you as his second choice.

Jason- Low hit to Melissa. ouch.

Classy making out with Molly moments after though.

Real nice.

I am kind of glad it's over.

The addiction was just too great.

The next Bachelorette?

I hope Melissa says H no to those ABC back stabbers.

And Jillian gets a second try to find a good man.

The End.

At least until next season, anyway ;)

We like to Fort

Yesterday I had some things to do until about 8 at night.

When I got home, there was a fort with a cute man in it. Waiting for me.

Waiting for me to watch Lost.

Reason 1000 why I love my husband.

The Bachelor: Jill is GONE! :(

Thoughts?

I screamed!

Getting rid of Jill was probably the worst choice Jason ever made. The one girl who actually seemed fit for the role, he kicked to the curb.

He couldn't handle that much woman anyway.

Now we are left with 12 year old cheerleader and saggy boobed Molly.

YAY.

I dont really know that I WANT to watch it anymore, but I cant NOT be there for the drama to unfold with DeAnna coming back for the last episode.

And if he ends up proposing to DeAnna or staying with her at all....First, I will puke. Then I will allow you all to call me psychic.

I called it months ago.

Lost and Found

Call me crazy but James and I love this show and I am so excited for its return.

Anyone want to come over and make it a party?

We love parties.

Specially Lost watching ones.

Jason, We Celebrate You.

Anyone else super excited for the 2 HOUR SEASON PREMIER?

Tonight's Menu: Pesto Cream Linguini with a Spinach Winter Salad.

Persons Invited: James, Maria, and I.

Celebrate we will.

P.S. Recipes to come tomorrow.