I'm in love with a little boy.
His name is Charlie, and he is 5 months old.
He is my nephew.
He giggles a lot when I pretend to eat his neck.
I want to steal him.
It may be because he's really cute and fat,
and because he smells super good.
It may just be that I'm secretly pretending he's mine
because I can't wait to have my own
to kiss and spank all day.