Things noticed while pregnant. period.

• I am constantly thinking of what I will eat next.
• I have panic attacks about having to take care of a human being.
• I pray every day that I don't get sick again while pregnant. It may kill me.
• I have panic attacks about deciding the name of this child.
• I have become obsessed with my weight.
• I have wanted everyone to finally be able to tell I'm pregnant, but now take offense when people ask me if I'm about to pop.
• I went to bed at 9 last night and felt like it was 3 in the morning.
• My face looks fat in pictures.
• I pee at least 3 times per hour.
• I have started reading into babies' cries to try and tell what is wrong. I'm not very good.
• No shoes are comfortable anymore, just bearable.
• I have heartburn after breakfast, lunch and dinner.
• The baby is pushing/sitting/biting on my sciatic nerve and it makes me walk with a limp.
• James said I walked like a penguin.
• Even walking lately seems like cruel and unusual punishment.
• It's nice when someone gives up their spot in the bathroom line because they see your belly.
• It's also nice when that one guy stood up from his seat in the subway when I was in NY and let me have it. If only he knew I was on the verge of tears from the pain.
• I have panic attacks about not having anything really ready for this baby yet.
• I can't wait to have this baby in my arms.