While waiting for New Moon to start,
I was introduced to what my future will be like
when my best friend handed me her little girl
and she projectile vomited on three fourths of my body.
A new goal I'm working on:
Not to dry heave:
next time it happens.
when I'm trying to get it off my clothes.
when I type about the experience.
Does this mean I have a long road ahead?
2 comments:
Haha yes that means you have a long road ahead... you just wait until you open one of their killer diapers... the vomit is nothing compared to that.
But you'll love him so it won't really matter :)
I should show you a picture of one of my newborn's diapers. For some reason, with all of them, the mustard poo just shoots up their back and right out of the diaper. Every.time. I end up hucking a lot of onesies.
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