This happens to EVERYONE... right?

A man entered the office and asked about the work situation.
I proceeded to tell him about it. We talked about contractors.
POETRY FILLED THE ROOM.
This man started blurting out
POETRY in the middle of our work conversation.
I was very confused. I tried to register what was happening.
Uncontrollable laughter overtook me.
Trying very hard for this man not to see,
I turned around with my back to him and tried to control myself.
Suddenly, an urge overcame me.
Bodily functions became very hard to control.
I peed myself a little.

Thank you, poetry man.
I will now go home and change my underwear.