Yesterday was a usual day.

Only it was April Fools.

So I went home made dinner

and waited for James to arrive.

I had an appointment at the Doctors for the pains I've talked about before.

He came home and told him the doc said I had lost a couple pounds,

I maybe had gastritis,

and that there was something else cooking in my belly.

SILENCE.

I made myself get a "glow" and smile from ear to ear.

I was so good I thought I was pregnant.

You should have seen his face.

He kept asking if I was serious and I was like YES!

And I was like "That's why I've been having all these pains!"

"There's a baby cooking in there!"

And I kept yelling BABY! haha.

And all he kept saying was "shut up, you're kidding"

"Are you serious? Don't lie to me"

And then when I couldn't do it anymore to the poor guy,

I yelled NOOOOOT!

And he looked at me, gave me a sad face, and said,

"BABE! You can't do that to me!"

And then I laughed like an evil person, and apologized.

Lucky for him, I spared him from

the doctor's pregnant slip I was going to give him.

I'm such a nice wife :)