Pregnancy at its best

Until this week, pregnancy has been nothing but bliss for me.
The doctor appointments, the heartbeat,the picture taking, the new craves and new feelings.
It has all been so perfect.

But here is the thing: I all of sudden look fat, but I'm the same weight.
And I have heartburn every minute of my day.

And you know all that talk about me having a belly bump? IT'S ALL LIES. and I can see it now.
BUT MY WAIST? AND MY HIPS? AND MY BUTTTTT? Those things have a solar system of their own.

Now, let's talk about my heartburn.
I eat fruit-heartburn
I eat bread- HEARTBURN
I eat homeade soup-HEEEAAARRTTBURRRRN.
Milk- heartburn

Do you get where I'm going with this?

These two things are ruling my life, people.
Whether you care or not, I have come up with a solution.
Keep eating whatever I want and just deal with the heartburn...AND cover every mirror that I may be surrounded by so I won't notice the changes in my body. Maybe when I see a belly button poking out I will try developing a relationship with them again.
Until then, this is my goodbye to knowing what I look like.

Have a good weekend. I'll most likely be in park city, dressed in fall clothes, drinking hot chocolate at a cute little cafe with Jimmy pants and maybe even riding on a lift and looking at the pretty mountains covered in snow. All while looking not at all pregnant, but definitely fat. And I'll smile.
Because there is a baby inside of me and goodness do I love it already, even if I don't love what he/she is doing to my body.

Am I the only crazy pregnant woman out there?!
Blame it on the hormones.


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