Willoughby Suckfest

I was reading a really great blog today, when I realized I don't usually share the less awesome moments of our lives. So today, because I have a long weekend starting in an hour and am in a good mood, I will share with you the dirty truth.

• I'm not even all the way home from work when my pants are already unbottoned and halfway down my legs, ready to be thrown on the floor.
• We don't answer the door most of the time... because we are naked.
• We laugh really loudly at each others' bodily functions.
• I don't think I've actually cleaned my fridge since we moved in... last October.
• I had vegetables that were growing mini vegetables all around them because of the problem above.
• I think I can count with only a couple of fingers the times we have actually sat at our dining room table to eat. Sitting on the carpet infront of the TV is just as fancy.
• My white clothes sometimes look more like gray.
• Though the main floor of our townhome looks like I spend every waking moment cleaning, the 2nd floor looks like satan's abode.
• I can probably go a week without washing my hair. Beachy-bum is in...right?
• James realized WAY to early in our marriage that smooth legs mostly only happen on Sundays.
  

So yeah... self-esteem issues must be gone for now because I don't even feel embarrassed.

Why dont YOU share YOUR suckfestness!?!