Dear Reid,

If you're ever in Salt Lake City
and looking for a good sexy time,
You might not want to call me.

But if you have a free minute,
and don't mind hanging out with a creeper,
all I'll ask of you is to look at me and smile.
I'll proceed to pee my pants,
or drool.
You will run away
and we can move on with our lives.


1 comment:

Heather said...

Hi Jessica! You won a poster on my blog! If you could e-mail me your mailing address and poster size you want that would be great!